+320 Your go-to strategy when it comes to flirting is to make eye contact a few times then hope he/she is braver than you are, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My favorite strategy for flirting is to sit in front of my computer and cry because I'm ugly and nobody loves me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I came here to say this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just kinda hit on everyone I find attractive and see who responds well. It's sleezy, but it works. That's how I met my ex and a few of my best friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I put smiley faces in my texts. But hey, I have a boyfriend so that worked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would definitely introduce myself to a girl i catch looking at me. Problem is i never catch one doing so. Either i'm unobservant or unattractive. Fuck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know about that, your profile pic is seriously turning me on right now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's tempting to upload a creepy picture while this comment exists.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Non-stop pickup lines. It's working. Sort of.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TV show references usually work...if they watch the show...if not...well then talk about their booty

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This. Except I usually jump straight to the booty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm just like, "Helllloo ;) You are one sexy mofo... Bye!" 3....2....1.... (guy turns around) "Hey! You never told me your name!" (exchange names and phone numbers then in a few years, ride off into the sunset on a Pegasus) ... Yeah that shit don't happen in real life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honestly where the fuck would you get a Pegasus?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

From me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, shit. Im just too impressed to think of a proper comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Mamihlapinatapai" – from the Yagan language of Tierra del Fuego. It is "the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start." Sources: http://listverse.com/2011/06/17/another-10-untranslatable-words/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamihlapinatapai

by Anonymous 12 years ago