I would definitely introduce myself to a girl i catch looking at me. Problem is i never catch one doing so. Either i'm unobservant or unattractive. Fuck.
I just kinda hit on everyone I find attractive and see who responds well. It's sleezy, but it works. That's how I met my ex and a few of my best friends.
I'm just like, "Helllloo ;) You are one sexy mofo... Bye!" 3....2....1.... (guy turns around) "Hey! You never told me your name!" (exchange names and phone numbers then in a few years, ride off into the sunset on a Pegasus)
"Mamihlapinatapai" – from the Yagan language of Tierra del Fuego. It is "the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start."
My favorite strategy for flirting is to sit in front of my computer and cry because I'm ugly and nobody loves me.
R-really?
I came here to say this.
I put smiley faces in my texts.
But hey, I have a boyfriend so that worked.
I would definitely introduce myself to a girl i catch looking at me. Problem is i never catch one doing so. Either i'm unobservant or unattractive. Fuck.
I don't know about that, your profile pic is seriously turning me on right now.
It's tempting to upload a creepy picture while this comment exists.
I just kinda hit on everyone I find attractive and see who responds well. It's sleezy, but it works. That's how I met my ex and a few of my best friends.
TV show references usually work...if they watch the show...if not...well then talk about their booty
This. Except I usually jump straight to the booty.
I'm just like, "Helllloo ;) You are one sexy mofo... Bye!" 3....2....1.... (guy turns around) "Hey! You never told me your name!" (exchange names and phone numbers then in a few years, ride off into the sunset on a Pegasus)
... Yeah that shit don't happen in real life
Honestly where the fuck would you get a Pegasus?
From me
Well, shit. Im just too impressed to think of a proper comment.
Non-stop pickup lines. It's working. Sort of.
"Mamihlapinatapai" – from the Yagan language of Tierra del Fuego. It is "the wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start."
Sources:
http://listverse.com/2011/06/17...latable-words/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamihlapinatapai