+124 Even when you're alone, you still more or less eat with your mouth closed, amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Even when I'm in front of people... Well, let's just say, my friends have told me I'm not allowed to eat salad on dates. It's fucking disturbing. I'm pretty terrible with most foods, but salad... I just... no. Just no. It looks like someone gave me a cream pie. And non salad foods, I just... crumbs everywhere. Ugly faces. I eat like a child.

by Anonymous 11 years ago