+66 When you catch someone staring at you it is almost never a case of them thinking you are odd looking or repulsive, it is almost always that they find you alluring and are calculating their chances of mating with you, unless you are a waiter, then they just want another drink. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're blowing my mind, Vic. You just made me think of all the woman I know that have had sex with me/said they would have sex with me. I have a big love for empirical evidence and facts, but my self-esteem is low enough to distort the truth. Still, reality is reality. Maybe I'm actually //not// the worst looking human being to ever walk the Earth? I don't know why this post brought these thoughts into my head, but it has.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

maybe youre secretly a waiter gst

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I dunno... Waitresses are pretty hawt...:)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always loved a girl in uniform

by Anonymous 11 years ago