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Also by comedic_philosopher-3A painless life is the same thing as a meaningless life, amirite?
Also about life+514It's not realistic when people say "live life to the fullest, have no regrets." If you never regret anything you did, no matter how stupid, then it shows that you didn't learn from your experience. Life involves making mistakes, and a life with no regret would be impossibly perfect, amirite?
Also by comedic_philosopher+141The phrase "You can't tell me what to do" is false. I can anyone and everyone what to do whenever and whatever I want. They just don't have to listen to me, amirite?
Also about Life-65Some of the parents who put their kids in little league deserve swift kicks in the ass, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by comedic_philosopher+23If a remote jungle tribe practiced cannibalism only for religious purposes or as a sign honor and not for regular sustenance, we shouldn't call it savagery because its merely a different culture and perspective than our own. Therefore nothing is universally wrong, even though some things come close, amirite?
Also about Life+49Think of all the hours you've wasted working that you could've enjoyed playing, reading or - best of all - sleeping. Amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?