+422 If someone injures you, you sometimes over exaggerate your pain to make them feel bad. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes it's for a different reason. If somone is actually trying to hurt me, but doesn't, I just pretend it hurts so they won't do it again until it really hurts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do the opposite :P I pretend it doesn't hurt so they don't feel bad haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I over exaggerate everything. "I ate one of your cookies." "DUDE THAT WAS MEANT FOR A FRIEND. GOSH." "... Sorry." "AND TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY TOO." Even though those cookies were totally for me to pig out on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, yup. Playing twister the other day, got kicked in the jaw as a friend was moving his foot. "Ah I think I'm bleeding!" He untangled himself to make sure I was okay, I laughed because as he did that he made someone else fall, leaving our newest friend the last one standing. Made her feel infinitely better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you can milk an injury to get one of your teachers fired when you didn't pay attention in class and, as a result, a hippogriff slashed your arm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bastards...

by Anonymous 12 years ago