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Also about people manage+251You wonder if some really ugly people manage to have sex at least once in their lives before going into the coffing, amirite?
Also by Mike_Hawk-123There are two kinds of women: those that love anal, and those who don't know it yet. amirite?
Also by Mike_Hawk+119Guys: It's annoying when it's hot and humid and you get the old-man balls, amirite?
Also about Life+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
Also about committing suicide+1Smoking is like committing suicide in slow motion. If you really want to die that badly a gunshot or hanging would be far less painful, amirite?
Also about committing suicide+188If you insist on committing suicide, don't do it in such gruesome or horrific way so that whoever finds you is horrified or has to clean up the mess you've made. Do it with pills or something. Something that kills you quietly and peacefully. Sure you're killing yourself, but you don't have to be a dick about it. Amirite?
Also about committing suicide+587Committing suicide by walking into traffic is pretty selfish. Even though it's not their fault, the person who runs you over will have to deal with the mental trauma of killing someone for the rest of their life, amirite?
Also about committing suicide+566The board game Life doesn't think about little things like divorce, drive-by shootings, your kid committing suicide, or a terrorist in clown makeup hijacking your car. It's just go to college, get a job, get married, have kids, retire, amirite?
Also about committing suicide+151Sometimes, you think about committing suicide but you remember you are having enchiladas for dinner. So, you can live a little longer. Life is delicious, amirite?
Also about Life+17Voldemort's parents took that "I got your nose" game a little too seriously, amirite?
Also by Mike_Hawk-1You haven't been here long enough to remember me, amirite?
Also about understand and people manage+325I don't understand how the hell people manage to get addicted to Facebook games like FARMVILLE and MAFIA WARS, both of which provide sub-par game play, uninteresting plots, horrible controls, and horrible group play. amirite?