+176 Your mother knocking on your door is the ultimate boner softener, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think a swift kick in the nuts might get rid of the boney slightly faster

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, but it will make it feel as if you've broken a bone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Slightly more effective is when you’re having sex with a girl on the living room couch, & her parents come home unexpectedly! Best known laxative for boys!

by Anonymous 1 year ago