+53 People get so excited about getting a lifetime supply of something, forgetting that they have a lifetimes supply of life. Amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

I don't know anyone who gets too excited about getting a lifetime supply of herpes.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

that's because a lifetime supply of herpes is rarely, if ever, given as a reward no one says "Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of herpes" at least not without sarcasm

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Mostly agree. Yet I would love to use my lifetime supply of life to get a lifetime supply of Popsicles

by Anonymous 10 years ago