Childbirth. Lips means something else. You do the math
Actually the veejayjay usually rips open a bit so a few tidy stitches are needed to repair the tear and that makes it tighter than ever.
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Bane: Your vulgarity is in no way a joke worth posting. Grow up and get a thought, then post.
Right, he should wait to post until he has amazing and insightful thoughts like "are you like me that when you're in a drive thru the people ahead of you order something with a list a mile long"
maybe the 70 year old who is afraid of vaginas needs to grow up
Ok dude, be lewd and crude. You mark yourself with you own shame.
Perhaps it would be best to wait for a coherent thought before posting……… Just sayin
let me explain my thought process to you then, gramps.
"loose lips sink ships" is an old idiom that warns people to stay away from gossip.
"lips" can also refer to the opening of the vagina. Therefore, the word "lips" can refer to two separate locations on the human body. I took the idiom and used both meanings of the word (we call this a pun) to make the post go in an unexpected direction, and therefore complete my joke.
or maybe next time I can put some real thought into it and come up with something like "wow why do cashiers have earrings haha" or something equally groundbreaking.
I mean..sure it's a crude joke...but who are you really to shut him/her down? Different strokes for different folks. There's nothing wrong with a crude joker here and there.