+554 Key to a good birthday, low expectations, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Morning: So today I want to not die, have one person say happy birthday to me, and eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast this morning. Night: That was the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you didn't have any cereal?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one can help you if you have no cereal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even low expectations can't help the situation when next to no one remembers... including your parents and (close) friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's pretty much the key to a good anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Modern Family? :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My best birthday I spent watching TV and eating chinese food with my parents.

by Anonymous 12 years ago