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Key to a good birthday, low expectations, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Morning: So today I want to not die, have one person say happy birthday to me, and eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast this morning.
Night: That was the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
What if you didn't have any cereal?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No one can help you if you have no cereal.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Even low expectations can't help the situation when next to no one remembers... including your parents and (close) friends.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's pretty much the key to a good anything.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Modern Family? :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
My best birthday I spent watching TV and eating chinese food with my parents.
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