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Breasts Injure Four
1999 Urban Legend

(June 1999) Four people were admitted to a hospital after a string of bizarre accidents earlier this month. Sherry was admitted with a head wound. Tim was diagnosed with whiplash and chest contusions. Bryan suffered from torn gum tissue, and several of Pamela's fingers were bitten off.
These are the facts:

When Sherry dropped her husband off for his first day of work, she kissed him goodbye and flashed her breasts at him. "I'm still not sure why I did it," she said. "I didn't think anyone would see, and besides, it couldn't have been for more than two seconds."

Unbeknownst to her, the cab driver did see her breasts, and he lost control of his taxi. It careened over a curb and into the corner of the Johnson Medical Building, where Pamela, a dental technician, was cleaning Bryan's gums. When the car came through the wall, Bryan bit down in shock, severing two fingers from Pamela's righthand.

Breast-flasher Sherry was injured by masonry falling from the Johnson Medical Building.

In Los Angeles papers, this was titled,
"Bares 2, Rams 4"

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That's hilarious...

Nothing like a good urban legend to traumatize kids during a camping trip.

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The exorcist isn't that just a movie?

I worked on the film the crow. Brandon lee was killed while filming it. Shot with a bad blank.

A set builder was burned, very badly, his face basically melted off. He was on a fork lift and he was driving with his fork too high, hit electrical wires.

We had to work through freezing rain to get the back lot prepared for a shoot.

We also worked on an old concrete companies building, thats where brandon was killed. A guy's leg went through a hole in the floor and he broke his ankle.

All sorts of small accidents. Cuts, sprains. People got the flu. It was bad. Everyone said the movie was cursed.

Have to say...it was a bit spooky.

@LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred Wow where is Osha in this case.

Each week we had a "safety meeting" a woman from the construction office would say "be safe" then we would have bagels and donuts. This was 1993.

I worked on sets off and on from 92 to 96 and we always did crazy stuff to accomodate the production.

Bigfoot is blurry.

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Azlottos avatar Azlotto Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Azlotto Bigfoot is blurry.

Mitch somehow looks like I imagine one of our nice members.

Lol - that looks like typical black humour and reminds a bit of a slapstick movie, like, for instance, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World":


or, if referring to an urban legend, the story of the Queen's farting horse:


(read the comment).


There are so many of these that I think occasionally somebody must try to hide a body in a motel bed and there is already one there.

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