Also about tomorrow+21BEFORE BED "Ok I am going to do that job I said I would do two weeks ago tomorrow." NEXT DAY "Ugh I'm waaaaaaaay to friggen tired I'll do it tomorrow." amirite?
Also about tomorrow and promised+16Live for today because tomorrow is promised to no one. amirite?
Also about tomorrow+33Monday: AARGH, back to school... Tuesday: Saturday is so far away...Wednesday: YES! I made it through half the week! Thursday: Tomorrow's Friday! Yippee! might as well not do any work... Friday: Makes plans for weekend Saturday: Freedom! Life! Love! Sunday: Grumbles as you do homework due tomorrow. Monday: Back to school... Again... amirite?
Also about promised tomorrow+13Nothing is ever promised tomorrow, strive for today. amirite?
Also about tomorrow and promised+24So I promised a list of New Year's resolutions. Here's the first: stop procrastinating so much. I'll post the rest tomorrow, or maybe the day after. amirite?
Also about Life+44It's great when the delivery guy arrives with more of the thing just as you run out of it. You feel like a business that has it supply chain optimized to the max, amirite?
Also about Life+15"Spanking is the easy way out for parents who aren't creative enough to find other ways to discipline." Amirite?
Also about tomorrow+334If murder was made legal tomorrow, you still wouldn't just go kill anybody tomorrow... It would take you at least a week to get the necessary resources to take out everybody on your list, amirite?
Also about tomorrow+10When you go to sleep you usually thinks about one of these things: events that will never happen, your plans for tomorrow, today's regrets, stupid worries, and what you're having for breakfast tomorrow morning. amirite?