+157 Did Adam and Eve come first, or dinosaurs? Because Adam and Eve were created at the same time as the rest of the Earth, but dinosaurs came before people. So which came first? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Biblically, the 'beasts of the earth' were created on day 5 and humans were created on day 6. Dinosaurs may have died off much more quickly than other types of animals, but they coexisted with humans and other animals for some period of time. (no evolutionary attacks please, this is just the biblical viewpoint)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God days are probably like millions of years for us

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I agree. I always thought of it that way xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes me too. One milleneum for humans is one day for God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, if you believe evolutionism, the earth is millions of years old and humans have only been here a couple thousand. But if you believe creationism, the earth is only 6000 years old. And that's when everything was created. Like, animals, humans, etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha evolutionism?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, evolutionism. It's actually a word. Google it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Misinterpreting the Bible at its finest. No one believes the Earth was made in 7 days, and no one believes humans came first. Not even the pope, or any practicing Catholic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i strongly believe that the earth was made in 7 day if the Bible said it was made in 7 days why why shouldn't it be every thing else in the Bible is true why would God start out the history of the earth with something thats not entirely true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God would likely start the Bible with symbolism, allegory, things open to interpretation, and in general just not being straight forward, because the whole of the Bible is like that. It's a way of starting a book so that the reader should understand that this is not all exact in a historical sense. It is meant to prompt thought and guide the reader. Some things are clear, others not. Sadly most people miss this point, your not supposed to take the entire Bible at face value. A commandment tells you what to do, a story prompts thought on what to do, wisdom to be gained from the lives of others. Understanding is gained through reflection. Genesis is a story, not a commandment. Your are meant to think about it, not believe it word for word as fact. The Bible is not the history of the Earth, it is the teachings of God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i fucked eve. and believe me, she came first

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there always has to be some asshole who has to make everything a joke isnt there anonymous?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't literally 7 days ..dumbass. Each "day" could have been hundreds of years or more. Take a religion class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@140635 (dollface): I go to a catholic school, I go to religion class everyday, and I believe what I'm taught, which is that it WAS in fact 7 days...dumbass. Stfu.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't literally 7 days ..dumbass. Each "day" could have been hundreds of years or more. Take a religion class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

right I think the length of the "days" are up for intepretation also, remember that they were in the Garden Of Eden which was probably not that big so the rest of the world could have been inhabited by dinosaurs at that time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's all bullshit. God did not write Genesis, some guy did. So why do we just automatically assume that something some guy wrote over a millennium ago about a subject that supposedly occurred even more millenia before he actually wrote it must be true? Some people want so badly for the Bible to be true that they start to interpret and misinterpret what's written in it when it disagrees with fact, logic, and their common sense, thus spawning such idiots who spout something as unenlightened as "God hates fags".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God does hate fags. . . well the Christian God does, as well as many other Gods. Historically homosexuality was a problem, gay people didn't have kids, and churches needed their members to make babies. Be fruitful and multiply. If you have a problem with peoples hate, do something about it, and I don't mean talk it out. You can't just 'enlighten' people with superior logic and well thought out arguments. The world doesn't work like that. Religions are as powerful as they are because people will kill for and die for their Gods. Something atheism doesn't quite inspire. People, all people, believe what they have to believe, whether it makes sense or not. I'd bet you believe some pretty retarded shit too, just because the truth, well the truth is often hard to accept, and people lie to themselves everyday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Has anyone told you... That you're awesome?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucked Eve, too. She cried like a bitch. Adam got sloppy thirds.

by Anonymous 11 years ago