Sometimes I don't get around to it, until August.
I don't celebrate it.
No, it's just that some towns/cities wait for the weekend to have fireworks. Here, in Hornell, N.Y., we're having them tonight, the 4th. If you were to fly by NYC tonight, you wouldn't believe your eyes. (Have seen it from a plane) If I were a pilot, I'd want to work every 4th.
My head is a joke? Here ya go: changed my avitar to one with hair and a beard. That way you can see less of my funny looking head.
This is the best post in 2018 by such a large margin, you're a legend Wunderscore.