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The first person to drink milk from a cow was kind of a pervert, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Yes, but cows have nice nostrils as well, so... The jury is still out.
by Anonymous5 years ago
Or really hungry
by Anonymous5 years ago
1200 lbs of meat or 1 gallon milk . this person was depraved
by Anonymous5 years ago
1 gallon of milk every few hours for the rest of the cow's life vs 1200 lbs of meat once, you might not even utilize it all before it spoils
by Anonymous5 years ago
lactose intolerance really makes sense to me ..just saying
by Anonymous5 years ago
I feel bad for you, being unable to enjoy the wonders of milk containing products
by Anonymous5 years ago
I'm occasionally lactose intolerance I think it depends on how much the original milk is tampered with
by Anonymous5 years ago
I see nothing wrong with breast feeding till adulthood that way you know mommy loves you
by Anonymous5 years ago
Chances are it was an antelope or sheep that first had its teets suckled by humans.
by Anonymous5 years ago
I hope the humans in question let it go at that, Vic...
by Anonymous5 years ago
It is very odd....yet if not...we wouldn't have ice cream.
Bestiality? There might be a vague connection there. Bestiality has not been discussed much on here. if at all.
by Anonymous5 years ago
the guy probably was just tugging on a teat and was pleasantly surprised. why not human milk ice cream I know that's sounds bad but not worst then cow to me
by Anonymous5 years ago
Or made 2 and 2 together when he found out that boobs are nature's milk dispensers and started tugging on all sort of animals's boobs
by Anonymous5 years ago
Doubt that people here might want to listen to someone's sexual escapades with animals.
by Anonymous5 years ago
Bestiality wise that'd be very weak. Though why would anyone try to get the milk that way? Bending down and turning your neck would be uncomfortable as hell, just grab a bowl and squeeze.
by Anonymous5 years ago
yeah I guess I made this weirder
by Anonymous5 years ago
I'm wondering if it was something like a human mother couldn't produce milk, so they thought "Hey, give the kid milk from the cow/goat".
by Anonymous5 years ago
yeah I just thought it was funny
by Anonymous5 years ago
I always wonder about the first person to eat seafood.
Or hunting whales. Who thought: "Hey, let's go out in a small canoe and throw pointy sticks at this huge animal that can crush us with a flap of its tail" ?
by Anonymous5 years ago
Thanks for humoring me i'll try to be more intellectual in the future
by Anonymous5 years ago
Could be worse.
https://www.amirite.com/823887#comment-2835083
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