-2 The first person to drink milk from a cow was kind of a pervert, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yes, but cows have nice nostrils as well, so... The jury is still out.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or really hungry

by Anonymous 5 years ago

1200 lbs of meat or 1 gallon milk . this person was depraved

by Anonymous 5 years ago

1 gallon of milk every few hours for the rest of the cow's life vs 1200 lbs of meat once, you might not even utilize it all before it spoils

by Anonymous 5 years ago

lactose intolerance really makes sense to me ..just saying

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I feel bad for you, being unable to enjoy the wonders of milk containing products

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'm occasionally lactose intolerance I think it depends on how much the original milk is tampered with

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I see nothing wrong with breast feeding till adulthood that way you know mommy loves you

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Chances are it was an antelope or sheep that first had its teets suckled by humans.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I hope the humans in question let it go at that, Vic... biggrin

by Anonymous 5 years ago

It is very odd....yet if not...we wouldn't have ice cream. Bestiality? There might be a vague connection there. Bestiality has not been discussed much on here. if at all.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

the guy probably was just tugging on a teat and was pleasantly surprised. why not human milk ice cream I know that's sounds bad but not worst then cow to me

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or made 2 and 2 together when he found out that boobs are nature's milk dispensers and started tugging on all sort of animals's boobs

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Doubt that people here might want to listen to someone's sexual escapades with animals.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Bestiality wise that'd be very weak. Though why would anyone try to get the milk that way? Bending down and turning your neck would be uncomfortable as hell, just grab a bowl and squeeze.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

yeah I guess I made this weirder

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'm wondering if it was something like a human mother couldn't produce milk, so they thought "Hey, give the kid milk from the cow/goat".

by Anonymous 5 years ago

yeah I just thought it was funny

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I always wonder about the first person to eat seafood. Or hunting whales. Who thought: "Hey, let's go out in a small canoe and throw pointy sticks at this huge animal that can crush us with a flap of its tail" ?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Thanks for humoring me i'll try to be more intellectual in the future

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Could be worse. https://www.amirite.com/823887#comment-2835083

by Anonymous 5 years ago

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Your first post musta been real stoopid

by Anonymous 4 years ago