Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?

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Can you imagine a jolly old elf whose belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly wearing that?


ono smilie

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Santa has much bigger issues to contend with.

A scientist once calculated that for Santa to deliver one present to every good child in the world, his sleigh would have to travel at 650 miles per second. That means Santa would be exposed to centrifugal forces 17,000 times greater than Earth's gravity. In less than one second he would be crushed by 4 million pounds of pressure before he, the sleigh and all the reindeer exploded into a fire ball.

Ho, ho, ho!

if you believe in santa he can do anything so must have built in cooling systems--https://www.google.com/search?q...ChPOU5F6rLv4gM

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he does things a bit differently in the south lol

Nah - he wears shorts, t-shirt and flip flops.

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Just hope you're not the first house when he gets here...

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Talk about a log for the fireplace smile smilie

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