Just hope you're not the first house when he gets here...
Someone behaved really badly, apparently. That, or he had to stop for an emergency.
Talk about a log for the fireplace
he does things a bit differently in the south lol
Can you imagine a jolly old elf whose belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly wearing that?
I will be carrying that image in my head for the rest of the day. Thank you for that!
Oh, sorry... here, this may help.
Santa has much bigger issues to contend with.
A scientist once calculated that for Santa to deliver one present to every good child in the world, his sleigh would have to travel at 650 miles per second. That means Santa would be exposed to centrifugal forces 17,000 times greater than Earth's gravity. In less than one second he would be crushed by 4 million pounds of pressure before he, the sleigh and all the reindeer exploded into a fire ball.
Ho, ho, ho!
You mean 650 miles/second, not miles per hour.
Oops! Thanks for the correction.
Nah - he wears shorts, t-shirt and flip flops.
if you believe in santa he can do anything so must have built in cooling systems--https://www.google.com/search?q...ChPOU5F6rLv4gM