Also about death+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about death and murdered-4Angry birds should be called Murdered Pigs. It's way harsh that the pigs get the death penalty for stealing. It wasn't even that bad in the Middle Ages: the punishment was a cut off limb. Sometimes it was death by hanging, but that's better than death by bird to the face, amirite?
Also about death+308They say that sunshine brings happiness. However too much sunshine gives you CANCER and cancer leads to DEATH. Therefore the sun brings death, amirite?
Also about death and murdered+27"The death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment!" Well so is getting murdered, amirite?
Also about death+465The worst thing in the world would be to wake up one morning and find out you have AIDS and cancer, and then being thrown into a Nazi death camp where you are forced to do hard labor for several long hours followed by being thrown into a pit of hungry dogs who eat you almost to death and being dragged out alive where you are quartered and left to die in the sun of AIDS/cancer, amirite?
Also about death+9Death by lethal injection = death penalty. Death by urethral injection = cruel and unusual punishment. amirite?