Also by Bro89+16Philanthropist and Almar Mater are terms only suited for celebs and multi millionaires, amiright?
Also about pouring+15It so annoy when you're pouring yourself a drink and then everyone magically run out of juice at the same time and your stuck pouring everyones drinks too, amiright? amirite?
Also about work+245The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outrage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work. amirite?
Also about raining and sunshine+12In that song 'raining sunshine' by Miranda Cosgrove....it's raining food....not sunshine... amirite?
Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?
Also about holidays+4It's weird that atheists celebrate Christian holidays like Christmas and Easter but no other religion's holidays, amirite?
Also about work and beautiful+28"You're way too beautiful girl, that's why it'll never work," Okay Mr. Kingston, date some uggos then, maybe it'll work out better for you, amirite?