Also by Bertramdeckow-42People willingly let men in strange clothes pump diseases into their beautiful babies with needles. amirite?
Also about forever and heaven+11"Everyone that isn't Christian will be eternally damned to hell and misery while Christians will happily live forever in heaven." Really? Because that means heaven will have Rick Perry. Looks like we'll both be spending the rest of our lives in agony. amirite?
Also by Bertramdeckow+10If you buy a Peugeot 106 for €800, it will cost about half as much per kilogram as bananas do. amirite?
Also about space, forever, and heaven+38When you were little, you thought lost balloons either floated in the sky forever, went to outer space, went to heaven, or burnt up in the atmosphere, amirite?
Also about space+21Why is it that we can hear all these PEEEEEEEEEEEEEW sounds in Star Wars space battles and why do the ships go boom in a fiery explosion when you can't here anything in space and there is no oxygen to fuel the fires? amirite?
Also about space0It's truly scary that Iran has a full fledged space program and can launch satellites... If anyone would put nukes in space, it's them, amirite?
Also about space+641A four year old at a space themed camp shouting 'Women arn't from space! They're from the kitchen!" is both hilarious and wrong at the same time, amirite?
Also about spirit-1If you stare at the word "spirit" for a really long time, it starts to look so weird. Watch: spirit spirit spirit spirit spirit... amirite?
Also about space and forever+275If you consider yourself to be lonely, just think about the Voyager 1 space probe. It will forever be wandering in the vast emptiness of space. Voyager 1 is the ultimate level of forever alone, amirite?
Also about spirit realm+71The belief in the existence of a so-called spirit realm is the psychological equivalent of a can of worms; one that explodes into equally valid deductions, many of which reduce to the extraordinary conclusion that dead people are watching you masturbate, amirite?