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Also by g3n3ral_k3n0bi+21A tuxedo t-shirt is a true symbol of equality. It makes everyone look like a dick. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and run+44It sucks when you get yourself psyched up to go for a run, and you go outside starting to run feeling like you're kicking ass only to have to take the biggest shit in your life a quarter mile away from home, amirite?
Also by g3n3ral_k3n0bi-69If Pinocchio was real, he could be used to answer all of life's deepest questions, amirite?
Also about lot cheaper+234People always assume that when a poor person says that junk food is cheaper, they're talking about McDonald's, but what they really mean is that unhealthy food like Ramen ($.17 a piece) and canned vegetables ($.80 a piece) are a lot cheaper than fresh fruits and vegetables and organic, grass-fed beef: and when they're feeding three kids, those unhealthy alternatives are a lot less expensive than healthy food, amirite?