Also about water, learn, and swim-3Water is really important cause if we had no water then people wouldn't be able to learn how to swim and we would all drown. amirite?
Also about water, learn, and swim+287Since Earth is made up of about 71% water, it's probably a good idea to learn how to swim. amirite?
Also about learn+19"I needa learn tah skaytee ya knows" Nah, you need to learn your spellings and grammar first, amirite?
Also about water, animals, and swim+24Animal Crossing: The only place where animals talk to you, a raccoon will buy almost anything off you and even though you are surrounded by water, you can't ever swim, amirite?
Also about water and stayed+15If you stayed in a tub of 33 degree water for an hour, you would die. If Chuck Norris stayed in a tub of 33 degree water for an hour, he'd say "boy that was refreshing!" amirite?
Also about water+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?
Also about learn and animals+42Animals (not including humans) only have to learn basic survival skills, while humans are required to go to school where they learn mostly only useless information which will not serve any purpose to them whatsoever ever. amirite?