+36 Strip clubs are human petting zoos, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And i wish i couldn't read

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Reminds me of when I go to petting zoos and stick dollar bills in the goat's buttcheeks.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Glad I'm not the only one who does that

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I don't know, I've never seen a goat shoot a pingpong ball out of its hoohaw

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ha Ha Ha!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Except we don't throw money at goats or other animals

by Anonymous 4 years ago

We throw the currency they prefer, food.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's the currency I prefer too

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Except when we pet the animals we do not get beaten up and thrown out by the bouncers.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Except you don't get arrested having a private dance in a strip club

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I think they are more like the dog pound. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VibrantWarmKouprey-small.gif

by Anonymous 4 years ago