I don't know, I've never seen a goat shoot a pingpong ball out of its hoohaw
And i wish i couldn't read
Reminds me of when I go to petting zoos and stick dollar bills in the goat's buttcheeks.
Glad I'm not the only one who does that
Except we don't throw money at goats or other animals
We throw the currency they prefer, food.
That's the currency I prefer too
Except when we pet the animals we do not get beaten up and thrown out by the bouncers.
I don't know, never been to a strip club.
Except you don't get arrested having a private dance in a strip club