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Also about wasabi+126You hate how when you drink a really fizzy drink carbon dioxide shoots out your nose and it hurts like hell, much like what happens with wasabi, amirite?
Also about unused+304It's a wonderful moment when you're cleaning out your wallet and find an unused gift card. amirite?
Also by dabeternity+18The circumference of the Earth is 24,901 miles, but that's still considered pretty low mileage for a car. amirite?
Also about unused+63Companies make billions off unused gift cards simply because gifting cash is considered tacky, amirite?
Also about unused+234Finding a unused, perfectly sharpened pencil with a full eraser is like receiving a gift from God, amirite?
Also by dabeternity+28Using a defibrillator is the "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" of the human heart. amirite?
Also about unused+47In 30 years, finding an unused username will be very hard. amirite?
Also about wasabi+224A good way to get back at someone is to make them a sandwich filled with wasabi, and claim that it's avocado; amirite?
Also about unused+110Irony: Using previously unused, non-recycled cardboard to make posters about saving paper & saving the environment, amirite?
Also about unused+118The most effective way to stop tree hugger protests is to go outside with a huge stack of unused paper and a match. Light one and burn a piece of paper on the ground, and keep adding paper to the fire and tell them that you'll stop when they all leave, amirite?