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When a fly is buzzing around you you get self conscious that you might smell bad, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
More than self conscious, I don't want to get maggots.
by Anonymous4 years ago
No...
by Anonymous4 years ago
Depends on how often it happens. Once could happen to anyone, twice may be a coincidence, but 3 times...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nZFq7XWXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDyziWy1Q5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP7_HEISfgk
by Anonymous4 years ago
This comment is beneath you.
by Anonymous4 years ago
//A fly, whatever the facts be,//
//Is found to be ON an attack spree.//
//The pesky fly says,//
//"I'll buzz round the Prez,//
//'Cuz SOMETHING about him attracts me."//
by Anonymous4 years ago
No. I might feel self-conscious that I was about dead though, if there were **lots** of flies buzzing around me.
by Anonymous4 years ago
do mosquitos count as flies? They are always around me, even when I was trying to sleep a few moments ago. Flies they are everyplace. so unless one or or more zeroed in to some spot on my body, I wouldn't worry.
by Anonymous4 years ago
No, mosquitoes aren't generally attracted to dead people. They do like me too though..mosquitoes. Flies haven't been much of a problem...
by Anonymous4 years ago
No. They just push me off.
by Anonymous4 years ago
At first I read this as the fly's near you so you don't want to smell bad in front of it and upset it. Then I realized that I was a fuckin idiot
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