+21 When a fly is buzzing around you you get self conscious that you might smell bad, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

More than self conscious, I don't want to get maggots.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Depends on how often it happens. Once could happen to anyone, twice may be a coincidence, but 3 times...?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nZFq7XWXc   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDyziWy1Q5Q   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP7_HEISfgk

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This comment is beneath you.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

//A fly, whatever the facts be,// //Is found to be ON an attack spree.// //The pesky fly says,// //"I'll buzz round the Prez,// //'Cuz SOMETHING about him attracts me."//   biggrin

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No. I might feel self-conscious that I was about dead though, if there were **lots** of flies buzzing around me.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

do mosquitos count as flies? They are always around me, even when I was trying to sleep a few moments ago. Flies they are everyplace. so unless one or or more zeroed in to some spot on my body, I wouldn't worry.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No, mosquitoes aren't generally attracted to dead people. They do like me too though..mosquitoes. Flies haven't been much of a problem...

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No. They just push me off.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

At first I read this as the fly's near you so you don't want to smell bad in front of it and upset it. Then I realized that I was a fuckin idiot

by Anonymous 4 years ago