Also about ocean-1The dolphin and whales formed a mob and smashed into the ocean floor creating a earthquake. The ripple effect caused a tsunami to hit the nation of japan destroying its nuclear reactors. When Japan's intelligence discovered who was behind the devastation they proceeded to dump nuclear waste into the ocean, polluting the dolphin and whale environment, to eradicate them once and for all. The on going war between dolphin and whale with Japan will prove most disastrous in the oncoming months, amirite?
Also about alive and ocean+36Unicorns existed 20,000 years ago, but the rare animal was often hunted down for their blood, which could keep one alive, even an inch from death. They found refuge in the ocean, evolving to suit their new environment. They are now known as narwhals, amirite?
Also about alive and ocean+107When you live near the ocean and you go inland to a dry place the air feels less alive. amirite?
Also by Eslaurrra+72Physically speaking, a person is what they need: eyes to see, a mouth to eat, hands to grab, legs to walk and so on. amirite?
Also about alive+24Saying "Are apples alive, sense they come from something that is alive" is like saying "Is saliva alive, because it comes from us, and were living", amirite?
Also about alive+27If you went back in time, the smallest thing you do could change the world forever. For example, you could kill a wasp and maybe that wasp was supposed to sting someone and kill them, so that person was never supposed to be alive and then they have babies and their babies have babies, so now there are a whole bunch of people alive who never should've existed, amirite?
Also about ocean+13People say that if everyone did a good deed, it would be like drops of water forming the ocean. After calculations, it would take many times more drops of water to form a tiny ocean than we have people, amirite?
Also by Eslaurrra+34There are probably almost a million "one in a million" characters in fiction, amirite?