Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?

+18 Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They will teach you light saber safety.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Instead, self-defense classes will teach you how to command your self-driving car to run over your assailant.

by Anonymous 4 years ago