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Also about friends+351Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about friends and toilet+476the scariest thing is when your taking a dump in your friends house and when you go to flush it it clogs( ya cuz its that much crap) and you cant find the toilet plunger, and if you do find it, your afraid your friend will hear you trying to unclog the toilet, amirite?
Also about friends+289Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?