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If you knew paradise awaited, you would end your life now, amirite?

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No...I'm not an Islamic extremist.

Azlottos avatar Azlotto +2Reply

Paradise will come to me when it's my time to pass from this earth.

StarzAboves avatar StarzAbove +1Reply

Nice try.......catch 22.

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