Also by moweha+53Old people send daily good morning texts because they are conversation deprived after years of career building, they hope that out of the hundred people they spam they can strike up a convo with some old acquaintance. amirite?
Also about holding and scissors+24Running with scissors is not dangerous, falling while holding scissors pointing directly at your eye is, amirite?
Also about cut and scissors+13Who invented safety scissors? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Let's invent a pair of scissors which can't cut through ANYTHING. That way, all those OCD parents out there can be sure that their kid isn't cutting its toes off. Amirite?
Also about scissors+4Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock should be the mandatory replacement for Rock, Paper, Scissors around the world, amirite?
Also by moweha+15The jocks depicted in television and film were all most likely drama nerds in high-school. amirite?