Also by unknowncondition-2The first person to drink milk from a cow was kind of a pervert, amirite? More
Also about employee discount+5"70% off on all clothing items in the store!" You: "$200 for a plain black jacket? What the fuck? What kind of sale is this? Can I get an employee discount?", amirite?
Also about checkout and discount+325It is a great feeling when you get to the checkout and discover that there was some kind of discount and you get your items cheaper than you thought would, amirite?
Also by unknowncondition-29if we can't wave the Nazi flag because they lost a war with America that would make the British flag illegal too, amirite?
Also about checkout lane+31You'd be pretty ticked if you got stuck behind an extreme couponer in the checkout lane at the grocery store. Amirite?
Also about employee discount+124If you've ever applied to any popular store in the mall, like A&F or Hollister, you only applied because: A.) You want to be seen working there and seem cool to your friends, or B.) You want the employee discount. You don't really want to WORK there, amirite?
Also about lane+2,549There should be lanes in a high school hallway: the texting lane, the swagger lane, the we-want-to-walk-17-people-across-lane, the boyfriend/girlfriend makeout lane, the slow walkers' lane and the lane for people who just want to get to class, amirite?
Also about lane+16Standing in the "Express Lane" when you have more than 12 items should get you barred from that lane for life, amirite?