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Also about spider-man+165It would suck to be Spider-man at a metal concert, amirite?
Also about man and named+231Superhero names are so predictable. Superman is just that- a super man. Batman has a bat costume. Or they are named after whatever power they have. Just one time, I'd like to see a superhero in a French maid outfit who shoots lightning out of his armpits named Fire Hydrant Boy or something, amirite?
Also about man and spider+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Also about spider-man+72Spider-man probably would have been a horrible super hero in the 1800s, amirite?
Also about spider-man+107Spider-Man would have been more realistic if he had spun web from his asshole, amirite?
Also about spider-man+2It's a good thing Aunt May never decided to move to a rural area while Spider-Man was still in high school. amirite?
Also about spider-man+143People often consider which superpower they'd choose, when in reality, if superpwoers existed, you probably couldn't choose them. For all we know, you'd be born with your power through none of your own volition like the X-Men or would have to have some weird accident like Spider-Man. Amirite?