Sleeping with a Pikachu wouldn't be nearly as weird as sleeping with a Machoke, amirite?

+20 Sleeping with a Pikachu wouldn't be nearly as weird as sleeping with a Machoke, amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Yes it would, at least if I close my eyes I can pretend my boner is rubbing against a big strong man instead of a Pokémon

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or a Mr. Mime because it couldn't tell you no

by Anonymous 5 years ago