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Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+42Adopted retired police dogs know more about your neighborhood and neighbors than you do. amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+21Talking to yourself is considered a sign of insanity but writing to yourself is normal and encouraged. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+45Fire breaths, eats, and grows—maybe if it were allowed to burn long enough, it would become self-aware too. amirite?
Also about life and chance+84In an odd way you love life unconditionally, no matter how much shit you're put through you're just happy to be here. You're happy that life's given you the chance to, well, live, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?