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Also by ComparedCrib996-17There are probably a good number of teenagers with bigger dicks than you. amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+42Adopted retired police dogs know more about your neighborhood and neighbors than you do. amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+61Sales and clearances are simply marketing tactics to get you to buy more and don't actually effect the profit of the company by much, amirite?
Also about life+513It's not realistic when people say "live life to the fullest, have no regrets." If you never regret anything you did, no matter how stupid, then it shows that you didn't learn from your experience. Life involves making mistakes, and a life with no regret would be impossibly perfect, amirite?
Also about life and chance+84In an odd way you love life unconditionally, no matter how much shit you're put through you're just happy to be here. You're happy that life's given you the chance to, well, live, amirite?
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?