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Also by dabeternity+28Using a defibrillator is the "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" of the human heart. amirite?
Also about human+344The relationship between a cat and human is very therapeutic: a cat receives massages, a human receives acupuncture. amirite?
Also by dabeternity+18The circumference of the Earth is 24,901 miles, but that's still considered pretty low mileage for a car. amirite?
Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?