If your breakfast is an alcoholic beverage, you're either too rich or too poor. amirite?

+68 If your breakfast is an alcoholic beverage, you're either too rich or too poor. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or at an airport.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or just off 3rd shift.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Definitely at an airport

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or an alcoholic

by Anonymous 5 years ago

OMG this equals truth

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Triple Sec or triple sick.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I've drank milk kefir for breakfast many times. I'm neither rich or poor. "Traditional kefir is fermented at ambient temperatures, generally overnight. Fermentation of the lactose yields a sour, carbonated, slightly alcoholic beverage, with a consistency and taste similar to drinkable yogurt." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or you have a non-conventional dietary schedule.

by Anonymous 5 years ago