+63 If they take you out to a restaurant like Applebee's, you're the side piece. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

But I like Applebees

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You got it backwards.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Seems like the wrong way round. They take you to Applebee's when they stop caring. The side piece gets the fancy restaurants.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What if they take you to gapplebee's

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Who is “they”

by Anonymous 4 years ago

You get two picks on the dollar menu at MacDonald's bitch

by Anonymous 4 years ago