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Also about 500 years+161There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves while jerking off that we gave it a name. We aren't a species meant to last, amirite?
Also about 500 years-37When you think about it fact is really just the opinion of the majority. At the moment it's "fact" that I can't blow up a watermelon with mind while 500 years ago it was absolute "fact" that the world was flat. amirite?
Also about 500 years+221500 years ago, if you were forty, you were pretty old. Now, if someone dies at forty, we're shocked because they were so young. It's nice to think that possibly in 500 years, people could be shocked when we die at 75. amirite?
Also about 500 years+2,586500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
Also about 500 years+19An average college student today knows more stuff than the smartest guy living 500 years ago, amirite?