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Also about toilet paper+378Dear Charmin toilet paper bears, don't blame the tissue because you can't wipe your ass without paper getting stuck on your furry asses. amirite?
Also about toilet paper+458Why do toilet paper makers feel the need to super-wrap their paper? I mean, when I really need to use the bathroom, the last thing I want to do is battle nine layers of plastic, amirite?
Also about toilet paper+535Finished toilet paper rolls made instant binoculars as a kid, amirite?
Also by johnsonsteeth+72Maybe having to run from murder hornets will help get all of us in shape. amirite?
Also about toilet paper+580Why do they make scented toilet paper? If your wiping, you can't smell it. If you're blowing your nose, you can't smell it. No weirdo randomly smells toilet paper. amirite?
Also by johnsonsteeth+44Even with eyes closed, you keep seeing. You just see the black inner side of the eye lobe. amirite?
Also about toilet paper+349You know a school is wealthy when they can afford double ply toilet paper, amirite?
Also by johnsonsteeth+53It is likely that there are people out there who were adopted and go their entire life without knowing so. amirite?