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Also about drunk+268They say drunk words speak sober thoughts. Now imagine how interesting amirite would be if everybody voted, made posts, and commented while we were all drunk, amirite?
Also about awkward+543It's awkward to make awkward eye contact once, but it's even worse when you make awkward eye contact twice, amirite?
Also about awkward and mildly+221If people actually told the truth whenever someone asked them what they were thinking about, the rest of their conversation could be pretty awkward. "Whatcha thinking about?" "Oh, just how much I'd love to ram you from behind right now...smiles mildly" "...Get away from me." The phrase "a penny for your thoughts?" would definitely become a lot more deadly, amirite?
Also about awkward and quick+64It's awkward when you're pooping and somebody calls, so you pick up thinking it will be a quick call, and then they talk for 15 minutes and all you really want to do is poop, amirite?
Also about awkward and drunk+33It's awkward when you're babysitting and the parent(s) come home drunk, amirite?
Also about awkward and lying+66It's awkward when you usually get out of going to a certain event, but then one year you honestly can't go and everyone thinks you're lying. amirite?
Also by xxoites+53Anyone can choose to be a dick, but only dicks actually do. amirite?
Also by xxoites+20The Joe Schmo Show probably caused its participants long lasting psychological damage. amirite?