If anyone says their first time was anything but awkward, quick, and mildly suprizing you know they are lying or were really drunk at the time. amirite?

+56 If anyone says their first time was anything but awkward, quick, and mildly suprizing you know they are lying or were really drunk at the time. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Depends on what first we are talking about. My first time watching the Lord of the Rings movies wasn't quick at all. I lasted for hours.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I think you are correct for the most part. It somewhat depends on how old they were and the experience of their partner.

by Anonymous 5 years ago