Also by Dairyqueenemployee+31Millennials want their ass and eat it too, amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee+64When you die, the bacteria that kept you alive will eat you, amirite?
Also about missing person+41It would suck to get kidnapped if your name was Waldo. No one would take your Missing Person's report seriously, amirite?
Also about missing person+155The amount of time you have to wait to file a missing person report should be 12 hours for children, amirite?
Also about missing person+313Every missing person ever? Didn't finish that game of Jumanji, amirite?
Also about missing person+19You've never actually seen a picture of a missing person on a milk carton, amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee-36If your parents get divorced, and your dad remarries, then the stair steps at your step mother's house are your step steps. amirite?
Also about missing person+25Goldfish wouldn't be very good at hide and seek. "Ready or not, here I come!" ... "Oh, crap, somebody file a missing person report!", amirite?
Also about missing person+313A missing person is not found until they're dead. amirite?
Also about missing person+566If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, they should get the money, amirite?