Also about eat+11I want to breakl your legs and snap your neck, bite your head off and eat your feet! Hurry up Christmas I can't wait another month to eat people shapped sugar cookies! amirite?
Also about eat+9When you eat Pillsbury brand frozen waffles, you eat AROUND the Pillsbury Doughboy first, amirite?
Also about eat-2Vegans dont eat meat to save animals, take the cow for instance, which fart producing methane gas that destroys our ozone. I eat the cow therefore i'm saving air, amirite?
Also by Cypherixx+58The ratio of infinite realities to this one reality simultaneously increase and decrease in probability. amirite?
Also about eat+21It sucks how you can be extremely fat and eat really healthy then sit around and watch these skinny girls eat straight junk and not gain a pound, amirite?
Also by Cypherixx+18We take the ability to itch anywhere we want on our body for granted, since most animals can't itch themselves everywhere. amirite?
Also by Cypherixx+37Since all of us start brushing our teeth from the same side of the mouth every single day!! That side gets the fresh, right off the brush toothpaste and the other one has to do with used and kind of second hand paste. Such Discrimination. amirite?
Also about eat+301Plenty of people eat straight peanut butter from the jar, but you rarely hear of people that eat just jelly, amirite?
Also about eat+17Maybe the reason crocodiles eat people is because were taught never to smile at them. If no one ever smiled at me I'd probably eat them too, amirite?