Also about fat and night+564See that pregnant teen over there? She's a slut. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He stayed up all night playing Black Ops. See that man with the ugly scars? He likes to get into drunken fist- fights. See that show-off guy? Well, he's just a fucking show-off. See that fat woman? She loves to eat. This is what Facebook groups SHOULD say, amirite?
Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?
Also about work and night+58People who work night shifts probably get into way less traffic jams because they go to and from work at completely different hours, amirite?
Also about fat and work+339It must stink to work at Starbucks. "I'll have a white cafe mocha, with half the fat whip cream, skim milk, a vanilla shot with only 1/4 the fat, soy, and... you know, scratch the whip cream." Amirite?
Also by Bpt_brando+85It’s annoying when people walk slow in front of you amirite?
Also about beginning, work, and night+17Everybody always talks about how much they love Friday, but Saturday is the best day of the week. For (most) students it means no class all day, you can sleep late in the morning and stay up late at night. Unlike Friday, where in the beginning you have work or school. amirite?
Also about fat+21You hate it when skinny girls call themselves fat and fat girls wear things skinny girls should be wearing, just shut up and get something that fits you! amirite?
Also about beginning, work, and night+21January: get assigned a project due at the end of March. January through beginning of March: Totally forget about the project. Middle of March: Try to work on it but keep getting distracted by Facebook and YouTube. Night before its due: "Oh shit!" Pull an all nighter. When you get your grade back: "Hey, I got a B+ guys!", amirite?