Dogs only know to look at our faces because sound comes from there, amirite?

And they sniff our butts because sound occasionally comes from there as well.

Yeah but dogs can't look up

Yeah no, thats dumb. Dog's understand the significance of eye contact, and can recognize "faces," in almost any species of animal. Even a dog dumb from birth makes eye contact.

Yeah, they do

Well, they also see eyes

My dog suck my dick because it taste like meat not my sound