+32 Old men have beards because men only shave when they have somebody to impress. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So what about all the young men with beards?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

hipsters who retired early from laziness or a trust fund.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Man, I wish either of those were true.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I grew my beard to impress a girl. I keep it now because my son cries when I shave it off.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I have my beard for me. We shave or dont shave for ourselves.

by Anonymous 4 years ago