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Also about average person+220There should an episode of SNL where a non-celebrity, normal, average person hosts. amirite?
Also by Shiny244+108Since 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste, It must not work. It would cost them business if it did its job. amirite?
Also by Shiny244+9Eating saltines makes you realize how important saliva is for swallowing food. amirite?
Also about average person+204You find it hard to believe that the average person touch their face about 4,000 times a day, amirite?
Also by Shiny244+57'The Good Guy' is about rogue AI making a popular online game unplayable negatively impacting the company and driving players away. amirite?
Also about average person+337If you've never been kissed, whenever you see that Dentyne Ice commercial about how the average person spends around 20,000 minutes kissing in their life, you get a little sad inside. amirite?
Also about average person+353Anyone whose dad is famous can sing a silly song like, "Whip My Hair" and make millions of dollars. But if the average person writes a silly song like "I brush my teeth up and down", no one will care, amirite?
Also about average person+52It's kind of weird that the hot people in high school are often also considered cool. That must also make them lukewarm or possibly room temperature which leaves the average person confused as to what temperature they might be personally. This is really inconsiderate, amirite?
Also about average person+520That gum commercial says that, in a lifetime, the average person spends over 20,000 minutes kissing. What I'd like to know is, what if you are anything but average? What if you are really ugly, or really hot. What if you don't have lips, amirite?