+39 Switzerland is the most peaceful country in the world, yet it is renowned for it's army knives... amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And their very accurate Swedish Mauser.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Toothpick and corkscrew. They were clearly made for fancy wine and cheese parties. That sounds peaceful to me.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Many of you recruits have never opened red wine while taking heavy enemy fire before. But in the Swiss Army, we have a drill for that.

by Anonymous 4 years ago