If people couldn't hold in farts they'd be way more motivated to eat healthier, amirite?

definitely doesn't work that way

Lookup basic biology lol. Methane is a product of life in general.

why?

Obviously not a vegan lol

You're still gonna fart.

Farts keep me warm and toasty in bed on winter nights

Dude smash some veggies, you will fart your self to sleep

I think the people who eat most healthy have the most gas.