I think this is a sliding scale. Some people want their coffee edible (as with a spoon) and other prefer slightly brown water, with a hint of coffee taste.
Once it's too watered down to be coffee, it's from tim hortons
I dumped a packet of kool aid in the ocean, now it tastes like fruit punch. You're welcome!
If I fall back asleep its not coffee. Official definition
The coffee is just stuff dissolved in water