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Also about eating chicken+155Eating chicken nuggets is like eating dead babies.. But more delicious. amirite?
Also about eating and knowing+229I think Tele-marketers have a way of knowing when you're eating dinner so they can call right as your eating, amirite?
Also about chicken and eating+55Stir Fried Frog Legs
The frog legs are precooked in much the same way the chicken is in General Tso's or orange chicken, which is to say battered and fried and then stir-fried. It makes everything better. One note on eating this stir-fry: It is best done with chopsticks, as the frog is still on the bone — the meat slides right off the bones. amirite?
Also about eating chicken+56Eating chicken nuggets counts as breastfeeding, amirite?
Also about chicken and knowing+63Humans do the "Chicken Dance" without chickens knowing, and it's possible that chickens are doing the "Human Dance" without us knowing.. amirite?
Also about eating chicken-387You're totally fine with eating chicken, pork, hamburger, and other meat products (which come from real live animals), but you feel horribly guilty when you eat teddy grahams, peeps, goldfish, and other animal-shaped snacks, amirite?
Also about eating chicken+150It would be fun to have areas have rules that are completely arbitrary, for instance, you may not eat fried chicken on North St. at 5am-10pm. You'd see a ton of kids with baggy pants and backwards hats show up eating chicken, feeling badass for breaking the law, amirite?
Also about eating chicken+409No. It's not racism if it's true. I see you eating chicken every other day. You like it. So if I offer you some chicken, fuckin' take the chicken and be happy I'm sharing something you enjoy with you. Grow up or get out. amirite?