Where do you "hire" a wife? Mine left and Im looking to replace her.
No no no - you got it all wrong. It's like hiring a love maker FOR your wife
But what if your wife already has a love maker?
Make him walk the dog too
No way that's my only excuse to get out of the house
So is walking the dog a euphemism for making love to your wife? Interesting
What do you do with your dog on these walks?
So...Do you pay him with Kibbles n Bits.... and will he crap on my neighbors lawn, on the way out?